How is going to be your next boyfriend?

Hi there, here is a double couple of things you wanna consider ;p

My next boyfriend...

Will not cheat on me.
Will be volunteer/be contributing member to society's well-being.
Will treat everyone with respect.
Will have a job.
Will not smoke [lots] of pot.
Will not watch ESPN nor ESPN2 endlessly.
Will not be jealous of my [gay] bff.
Will make me feel special.
Will call and not text instead.
Will be a gentleman.
Will be emotionally mature.
Will accept my crazyness.
Will be fun/funny.
Will know how to manage his money.
Will ask me how im doing.
Will compliment me every now and then.
Will not be an alcoholic.
Will like to party during the weekends.
Will have goals, dreams and the courage to achieve them.
Will love his mom. (I mean, there's a limit people)
Will understand that no means NO.
Will be spontaneous.
Will let me be the dramma queen.
Will like to discover new things.
Will consider along distance relationship. (Sight...)
Will be wise and change his opinion when necessary.
Will ALWAYS tell the truth.
Will be crazy about me.
Will not make me feel dumb or childish.
Will not try to teach me when I didn't ask.
Will not be a loser(--but i heart geeks.)
Will not be shy.
Will not be an asshole.
Will be a leader.
Will know about economics.
Will understand that I hate numbers.
Will be Ashton Kutcher...jk

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